Oh, hello there. Welcome to my little abode. Please, don't mind the dust and the clutter; I am still moving in. Mind the plants, some of them are quite exotic.
Would you like some tea? Some ergotamine? Perhaps a biscuit?
Make yourself at home. There are lounging places for all types, here. The water closet is over there and there is a large pool out back for you aquatic-types.
Here is some reading material for you to peruse at your leisure:
Born to Believe.
The Lantern Bearers, by Robert Louis Stevenson.